Kiss Frog

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    You scoop up the little frog.  He really is rather cute.  You pucker up and kiss him right on top of his head.  After a moment, it becomes clear that this frog is no prince.  As you set him back down, you begin to feel a strange tingling all over your body.  Then a sharp pain causes you to look down at your hands.  Warts!  Warts have erupted all over your body!  Horrified, you run home screaming.
    After consulting numerous dermatologists and plastic surgeons, you are told that there is nothing to be done for you.  You live out the rest of your days in shame of the warty skin you got from kissing a stupid frog.

The End.