Let me start out by saying that I have nothing against using animals as a source of food and fiber. I have a lot of respect for all the farmers who work hard to produce meat for us to buy and materials for our clothes.
Now, that being said, I find it funny to think what it would be like if we used humans to produce these things. What started me on this train of thought?
1. This new breast milk ice cream thing they've got going on in London (really weird in my opinion)
2. Studying for my Production Medicine exam. I learned that one ram is capable of breeding 30-40 ewes.
What if we used human men that way?
And one thing everyone has naturally is hair, so just think about all the awesome new fabrics we could create!