I should be paying attention in class, but I'm not. Instead, I am introducing you to "Old Man Who Is In Way Better Shape Than I Am". You can usually find him on the smaller, less used track. His shorts will be pulled up to his chest and he'll just be chugging along. He'll still be there doing laps long after I've gone home to eat ice cream. I'm always happy to see "Old Man Who Is In Way Better Shape Than I Am". I mean, come on, he's a cute old man! If you sat down next to him in a rocking chair he'd have awesome stories to tell you about when he was a young whipper-snapper and his days in the Corps. Always be polite to him. He's someone's grandpa.